You'll Shoot Your Eye Out – The Most Quoted Christmas Warning

Every fan knows this line from A Christmas Story. This funny design brings the classic warning to onesies and tees up to youth XL in four colors. Great for movie marathons and holiday photos, with a print that won't crack.

Why parents love it

• Iconic movie line: a holiday favorite.
• Four colors: black, gray, red, or white.
• A print that lasts: the DTF graphic is flexible and resists cracking.

Who it's for

A Christmas Story fans and their kids. Pairs with our Oh Fudge shirt.

Details

• Print: DTF (direct-to-film) transfer – sharp, vibrant, flexible, resists cracking
• Garment: Rabbit Skins 4400 bodysuit, Rabbit Skins infant tee, Rabbit Skins 3321 toddler tee, or Gildan Softstyle 64000B youth tee
• Sizes: Onesie NB–18M, Infant 6–24M, 2T–5T, Youth XS–XL
• Colors: Black, Gray, Red, White
• Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang dry
• Best for: Christmas movie nights, holiday photos, gifts

A classic warning, worn with a smile.

Processing time is 2–4 days. Delivery depends on the shipping option chosen at checkout: First Class Mail 5–7 days, Priority Mail 2–4 days, Priority Express 1–2 days. We ship only to the US.