I Identify as a Conspiracy Theorist – Sarcastic Crewneck

A tongue-in-cheek statement in a cozy layer. This funny design is made for anyone who questions everything, on a warm unisex crewneck sweatshirt in six colors. A guaranteed conversation starter, with a print that won't crack.

Why you'll love it

• Sarcastic humor: a bold conversation starter.
• Cozy crewneck: warm for cooler weather.
• A print that lasts: the DTF graphic is flexible and resists cracking.

Who it's for

Skeptics and anyone shopping for a funny gag gift. Also available as a tee.

Details

• Print: DTF (direct-to-film) transfer – sharp, vibrant, flexible, resists cracking
• Garment: Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck sweatshirt
• Fit & sizes: unisex, true to size for most; S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Colors: Black, Gray, Navy, Red, Royal, White
• Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang dry
• Best for: everyday wear, gag gifts, fall and winter

Question everything – especially this sweatshirt.

Processing time is 2–4 days. Delivery depends on the shipping option chosen at checkout: First Class Mail 5–7 days, Priority Mail 2–4 days, Priority Express 1–2 days. We ship only to the US.