All Faster Than Dialing 911 – Cheeky Patriotic Humor

A cheeky line for self-reliant patriots. This funny design is a conversation starter, on a soft unisex tee for men and women in six colors. Great for everyday wear and gifts, with a print that won't crack.

Why you'll love it

• Cheeky humor: a nod to self-reliance.
• Six colors: black, gray, navy, red, royal, or white.
• A print that lasts: the DTF graphic is flexible and resists cracking.

Who it's for

Self-reliant patriots with a sense of humor, and anyone shopping for a funny gift.

Details

• Print: DTF (direct-to-film) transfer – sharp, vibrant, flexible, resists cracking
• Garment: Gildan Softstyle 64000 unisex tee in soft ring-spun cotton
• Fit & sizes: unisex, true to size for most; S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Colors: Black, Gray, Navy, Red, Royal, White
• Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang dry
• Best for: everyday wear, gifts, 4th of July

Self-reliant and proud of it.

Processing time is 2–4 days. Delivery depends on the shipping option chosen at checkout: First Class Mail 5–7 days, Priority Mail 2–4 days, Priority Express 1–2 days. We ship only to the US.